TheOneManShow-BillyWilly

2010-02-05T22:34:00.000+08:00

JUST THE PUSSAYE SISTASS..

2010-01-08T19:46:00.000+08:00

= EGG.

= EGGS.

= EGGSS.

= EGGSSS.

= EGGS.

= EGGS!!!

= EGGS!

= DAWN.

2010-01-03T17:38:00.000+08:00

LADY GAGA LIKES SETTING TRENDS THAT NOBODY SANE WILL FOLLOW.

Except like. Paris Hilton and her BFFS.
i like that show.

BUT THIS. I LIKE.

2009-12-29T22:47:00.000+08:00

i hate madonna. thats my motto. You know she;s dating a 23 yr old man and thats kind of disturbing me a little?

whatever.

2009-12-29T22:43:00.000+08:00

THIS POST IS GONNA BE ABOUT ADAM LAMBERT JUST TO SPITE EVERYONE. WOOHOO! HOMOPHOBIA RUUUUUULES!

Love Katy. You know she sucks live? Off key is every,single,song. Uhuhh.

GAY MEN WEAR MAKEUP, REAL MEN ARE LIKE CHRIS BROWN AND TIGER WOODS, UHUHH.

2009-12-27T17:29:00.000+08:00

VOTE FOR KANYE! GIVE THE MAN SOME CREDIT, HE'S LEFT WITH THE " I HATE KANYE FOR WHAT HE DID TO TAYLOR" TEAM AND THE " I DON'T CARE" TEAM. HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH......

2009-12-26T16:36:00.000+08:00

When the hell are the Grammy's by the way?

I want Beyonce to win.

She's promoting Lo'real!

I want Beyonce to win.

I want Beyonce to win,but what the hell is that dress?

>>>>WTToot?

2009-12-26T16:13:00.000+08:00

Doesn't this kid look like Michael?

That is eight Grammys. That is eight freakin grammys won in one night. Where's Beyonce?....

2009-11-20T17:11:00.001+08:00

USELESS FACTS THAT YOU COULD KNOW.

The names of the continents all end with the same letter with which they start.
Phobophobia is the fear of fearing.
What is called a "French kiss" in the English speaking world is known as an "English kiss" in France.
You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.
Adolf Hitler was a vegetarian, and had only ONE testicle. (Who knew he had all those balls to kill innocent people?)
Queen Elizabeth I regarded herself as a paragon of cleanliness. She declared that she bathed once every three months, whether she needed it or not.
Michael Jackson was supposed to be Willy Wonka, but Johnny Depp got the role.

ONE FACT YOU REALLY MUST KNOW.

Mandy really IS an asshole. I'm serious. She is.

2009-11-20T16:56:00.000+08:00

( ON THE PHONE)

Mandy: Hunnhh...?
Dawn: Ass.
Mandy: Hunnhh? Hello?
Dawn: ASS.
Mandy: HAM?
Dawn: No, Princess Diana's ghost.
(1. 2. 3.)
Mandy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Dawn: Jesus that scared the crap outta me!

2009-11-18T18:48:00.000+08:00

GUESS WHO'S BAAAAAAACCCKKK?!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHH. Stupid Menn! WHAT DU DU ZUI?!! IF IM THAT THEN WHATS YOURS MANN?!! THE LO HAN YU LIPS?!

Oh MANN!! You know in Thailand there's this gay massage place where the gay touches the gay and god knows what else they do in the massage room. Whats worse- half of the men are straight. So you know what happens when they full body massage you.Nuh-uh.

I selected all you smart ass. I'm not that dumb, nuh-uh. He really said that.Hmmm. Do we bitch him back? Lets just whoop his ass. Lets ask Whoopi Goldberg to whoop his ass.

HAM.

2009-11-18T12:15:00.001+08:00

HELOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OMG I CANT BELEIVE I AM MISSING SOMEONE.

i'm officially with 3e2 '10.
its an ok class. majority of the students are NOT from 2e2.
So keith will be at a disadvantage, in criterias such as height and man power.
anyw, my class is made out of people from 2e1 such as zhencheng, mark, jinghan, ivy, sharvin and others.
there are only two people who i really despise in e2.
MANDY AND KEITH.
urgh. thank god his co. are separated into different classes.
at least he'll be alone in his own SHORT self.
hopefully, everyone can do well in their own classes.
(guess who the freak wrote this)

DAWN IF YOU ARE SMART ENOUGH RIGHT CLICK AND CLICK ON SELECT ALL.

HAHAHAHAH

WHY? WHY? TELL THEM THAT ITS HUMAN NATURE

2009-11-13T15:17:00.003+08:00

M: EH BLOODY ASS WHY DO SOMEONE SAY SORRY TO THE PERSON THAT THEY HATE TH MOST?!

D: CAUSE THEY ARE PLAIN DUMB?
M: BUT WHY? I DUN GET IT
D: HOW TH HEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLL DO I NOE?!
M: OKAY OKAY.
HAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAAH
AAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHA
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EH NOW I REALISE HOW BORING IT IS WHEN THAT SICKENING DAWN IS IN THAILAND.
o"."o yours freaking dudu zui.

I HATE RACISM.

2009-11-09T23:22:00.002+08:00

A White man once said,''Colored people are not allowed here.''

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said:

''Listen sir... when I was born I was BLACK'

''When I grew up I was BLACK,''

''When im sick i'm BLACK'',

''When i go in the sun im BLACK'',

''When i'm cold i'm BLACK'',

''When I die i'll be BLACK'',

''But you sir.''

''When you're born you're PINK'',

''When you grow up you're WHITE'',

''When you're sick you're GREEN'',

''When you go in the sun you turn RED'',

''When you're cold you turn BLUE'',

''And when you die you turn PURPLE'',

''And you have the nerve to call me colored?'

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.

Put this on your page if you HATE racism...

This Is It Review

2009-11-09T23:12:00.002+08:00

So on last thursday,we went to watch.......

!!!!!!!!!

BEFORE THE SHOW

M: Oh I'm scared they're just gonna interview him and crap and boring.

D: SHUTTUP AND WATCH THE FRIGGIN SHOW!

Silence

D: ITS STARTING!

M: SHUTTUP

Silence

D: ITS STARTING!

M: SHUTT- RICOLA ADVERTISEMENT!

D&M: SOOSEENG AND REFRESHING! AND WHO INVENTED IT?! RICOLA! EXACTLY! RICOLAAAAAAHHH!!!

People whispering and laughing

D: awkward...

So the show starts and KENNY ORTEGA THE DIRECTOR IS JUST SIMPLY SUCKING UP TO MICHAEL. NO ONE ever says "no" to him. But its so nice and touching and Michael really did put alot and alot of effort into This Is It, with all the special effects and the new choreographs. And every 5 seconds he'll say "God bless you". There's this scene which sticks to my mind.

MJ: You think we could, you know, change things a little bit? Why not you play that tune longer, and the lights should be dimmer...or the song should simmer...( something like that)

Crew: Uh, ok, uh-

MJ: Its all for love though.

Crew: What?

MJ: Its all for love. L.O.V.E

Awww... how can someone so big like him still be so kind? There was also this one time he told the lead guitarist that it was her time to shine.

AFTER THE SHOW

D: How was it?

M: I cried.

D: HOLYFREAKINO!

Brad Pitt- The HOTTEST man alive

2009-11-03T14:28:00.000+08:00

HAVE I EVER TOLD YOU GUYS HOW HOT HE IS?!!

MANDY IS GONNA GET KILLED

2009-11-03T14:20:00.002+08:00

ALL POSTS WERE GONE!! HELLO?!!! ITS GOOD I STILL HAVE ALL THE PICS!!

MANDY'S GONNA GET IT REAL BAD...

2009-10-29T17:28:00.000+08:00

SHIT. WHAT THE HELL IS LIMBO?!

ohhhhhyeah

2009-10-29T17:06:00.000+08:00

HEYU BILLY GIRL WILLY HAS SUDDENLY MADE A WILD CHOICE.

THAT IS TO CREATE THIS FREAKING BLOG. THAT IS NEW. OH YAH BY TH WAY, ALL POSTS WERE DELETED. SO BYE~ MUAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA HAHHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHHAHAH(BREATHE)HAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHHAH HHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAH(GASPS)HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAH. YEAH THATS IT.
PS. DAWNS GONNA KILL ME.